there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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