I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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