JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
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Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I told him we canโt see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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