im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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