No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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