at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sext me about skeletons
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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