don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Never underestimate the power of titties
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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