I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize