youre lurking in front of me
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Small penises have feelings too.
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he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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