Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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