I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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