question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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