I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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