New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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