Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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