Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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