this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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