i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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