O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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