my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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