After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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