Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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