Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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