grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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