you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
When are your genitals available?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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