Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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