I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just google imaged poop.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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accomplished twins. life is a go
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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