Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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