i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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