So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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