yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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