Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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