i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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