How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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