i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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