One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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