I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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