Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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