is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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