I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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