my sisters under your porch take her home
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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