U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize