Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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