He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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