I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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