Non-Jews are for practice
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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