If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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