How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How does one acquire holy water?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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