P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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