ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Are we still banned from the library?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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